One time the stars lied to you.
What was different from what you expected?
Everyone gets the same subject. What differs is the follow-up: one question for children, two for teens, three for adults. Only the children's wording is simplified.
Skip it and start at the second. The opening writes itself once the rest exists.
Delete every line anyone could have written. What is left is yours.
Pick one. A single idea taken all the way beats ten touched lightly.
Open with a question and the reader keeps going to find the answer.
One line against your own view makes the whole piece stronger.
'Last Tuesday' always beats 'sometimes'.